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DBDFP, Episode 126

Hopefully you have been enjoying our new YouTube videos, but in case you missed our sultry voices - here is the second-to-last episode of DBDFP for 2015! Remember to send in all of your questions, comments, and concerns in for the End of the Year Special (to be released Dec. 30th)!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_126.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 125

This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus sponsors a PSA on change, Eric doesn't care about TWD video game spoilers, Kris gets angry at 'old people' gamer mentality, Kurt gets a new title, and everyone gets in the holiday spirit!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_125.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 124

This week, Kurt utters the worst three-word sentence in history, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus doesn't back off his previous statements, Eric gives XBOX some love, Kris gets into the holiday spirit (eating), and everyone discusses their favorite movie shootout scene!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_124.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Kris gets angry with Wolverine, Kurt gets angry with low-hanging X-fruit, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets angry with Cyclops, Eric gets angry with Professor X, and everyone freaks out about yet another terrible list! Yes, it is a lot of anger.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_123.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 122

This week, Eric pitches Star Trek: Firefly, Kris crashes the Rocketeer (with the help of Tim and Eric), Kurt goes food crazy, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus bashes DC time travel stories, and we all record at different times! (See if you can figure out how we did it!)

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_122.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:00pm EST

DBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: The Beginning's End

The end is nigh! We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover Wild at Heart, Time to Kill, Vampire’s Kiss, Moonstruck, Raising Arizona, Peggy Sue Got Married, The Boy in Blue, Birdy, The Cotton Club, Racing with the Moon, Rumble Fish, and Valley Girl. We also weigh in on the best, worst and Cage-iest performances during Mr. Cage's epic career!

Direct download: DBDFP_NCM_Last.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: The Best Around

We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover Drive Angry, Season of the Witch, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Kick-Ass, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, Knowing, Bangkok Dangerous, National Treasure: Book of Secrets, Next, and Ghost Rider.

Direct download: DBDFP_NCM.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:31am EST

DBDFP, Episode 121

This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets his consumer report on, Kris unleashes his inner Keanu, Eric lays down the Batman gauntlet, Kurt can't handle the singing, and everyone reveals that adulthood does not come with unlimited income!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_121.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 120

This week, Kurt returns to the permadeath discussion, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus goes into non-answer mode, Kris discusses getting older as a gamer, Eric finally gets some blowback from our audience, and everyone revamps some lame super powers!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_120.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:40am EST

DBDFP, Episode 119

Oh, look! The guys are back! This week, Kris channels Jar-Jar, Eric has concerns about the upcoming season of The Walking Dead, Kurt lays down the law on superhero teams, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gives himself the business, and everyone feels good about talking about non-Nicolas Cage news!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_119.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:27am EST

DBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: Four Angry Men

Time for a one-way trip to rage town! We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover Kiss of Death, Trapped in Paradise, It Could Happen to You, Guarding Tess, Deadfall, Red Rock West, Amos & Andrew, Honeymoon in Vegas, Zandalee, and Fire Birds.

 

 

Direct download: nic_cage_audio5.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:11am EST

DBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: Prime Cut

We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover The Family Man, Gone in Sixty Seconds, Bringing Out the Dead, 8MM, Snake Eyes, City of Angels, Face/Off, Con Air, The Rock, and Leaving Las Vegas. Plus, we get super salty with Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus over his lack of dedication to the Cagecraft.

Direct download: Nicolas_Cage_Match_-_The_Prime_Cut.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: Death of a Sex Symbol

We knew you would be back for more! We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover The Wicker Man, World Trade Center, The Weather Man, Lord of War, National Treasure, Matchstick Men, Adaptation, Windtalkers, and Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. WARNING - MINOR SPOILERS AHEAD!

Direct download: Nicolas_Cage_Match_-_Death_of_a_Sex_Symbol.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:40am EST

DBDFP, Episode 118

This week, Eric discusses late night showing etiquette, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus shares his vision for a new D&D film, Kris gets his calligraphy on, Kurt wants all the nanobots, and everyone outlines the best ways to deal with bullies!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_118.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: The Post-Bankruptcy Years

Welcome to the cage match you never knew you needed! We review every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover Dying of the Light, Left Behind, Outcast, Rage, Joe, The Frozen Ground, Stolen, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, Trespass, and Seeking Justice. Get ready to throw down because it is time to verbally rumble!

Direct download: Nicolas_Cage_Match_-_The_Post-Bankruptcy_Years.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:48am EST

DBDFP, Episode 117

This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus reveals his love for all things Forza-related, Kurt exposes the virtues of the Multi-Pass, Eric pitches a new reality show concept, Kris forgets to put in an important sound, and everyone gets cringe-worthy!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_117.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 116

Between watching Nic Cage films and eating crazy, Asian foods, the DBDFP gang found some time to record a LIVE podcast in New Jersey! Heaven help us all.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_116.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 115

This week, Eric shares a wavelength, Kurt dives into the new world of 'What If', Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus talks protection, Kris creates a new adjective, and everyone weighs in on the Marvel/Disney gravy train and its possible derailment!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_115.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 114

For the second of the back-to-back episodes, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gives a super cop out answer, Kurt wrestles with lag, Kris summons a Velocaminotaur, and Eric rides the delay train!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_114.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:12am EST

DBDFP, Episode 113

This week, we bring you back-to-back episodes! Eric just says no to Mr. Dafoe, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus yells at employers around the globe, Kurt discusses how board games mirror the futility of man, and Kris hates on dentists (again)!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_113.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:10am EST

DBDFP, Episode 112

This week, Kris gives thanks to James Gunn, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus geeks out on Final Fantasy trailers, Kurt continues his hatred for Men Without Hats, Eric reveals his void-filling television series of choice, and everyone fixes the Green Lantern Corps!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_112.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:27am EST

DBDFP, Episode 111 (E3 Special!)

Our 3rd Annual E3 Special covers the good, the bad, and the surprises from the video game event of the year! Breaking News - WE ARE SORRY!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_111.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

DBDFP, Episode 110

Recorded on Sundays and released every Wednesday. Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus continues his technological hex on the program because the sound gets all sorts of screwy towards the end. Even so, we still rock it out and hit you with some Jurassic World knowledge, answer a slew of viewer questions, and have some fun getting down and nerdy! We will work out these kinks and bring you a clearer auditory experience going forward!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_110.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 109

Recorded on Sundays and released every Wednesday. This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus wants a Spider-Man Netflix series, Eric can't play racing games, Kris values friendship, Kurt gives reasonable marriage advice, and everyone sets the Marvel Comic Universe straight!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_109.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 108

This week, Kurt tries to capture the 'essence of horror', Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus ponders prison podcasting, Eric rails against website registrations, Kris yells at Marvel to get off his lawn, and everyone unveils their monthly nerd budgets!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_108.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 107

After three weeks off, we are back with the second of a back-to-back recording session! Apologies for the sound issues - we think Tim put some sort of jinx on us.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_107.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 106

After three weeks off, we are back with the first of a back-to-back recording session!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_106.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 105

This week, Kurt defends his movie honor, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus tells everyone to get organized, Kris shrugs at paid mods, Eric sends NASA a thank you note (for his desktop backgrounds), and everyone gets excited for an upcoming, nerdy Cage Match!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_105.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 104

This week, Eric and Kurt share a super weird mindmelding moment, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus has to explain himself, Kris does some beauty analysis, and everyone is excited for a future NES-centered discussion! Thanks, audience!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_104.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 103

Shawn is back as the first guest of Season 3! This week, Eric brings his ninja wheel, Kris can't say 'nerdy duties' correctly, Shawn is all out of bubble gum, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus praises Transformers (kind of), Kurt's wife makes rude gestures, and everyone gets caught in the DBDFP Skype Zone of Technological Disaster!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_103.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Sorry, we took a week off for rest and recovery but we are back to continue our Season 3 saga! This week, Kurt is amazed by speed runs, Eric hugs Onslaught, Kris recovers from facial battery, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus slams Tony Stark, and everyone gets in on the crowdsourcing craze!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_102.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:45am EST

DBDFP, Episode 101

As we open Season 3 of DBDFP, Tim becomes the Giant and Puffy Jesus, Kurt develops some gross perfume scents, Eric has laser focus, Kris insults himself, and everyone champions a cause (in a totally non-creepy way)!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_101.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

DBDFP, Episode 100

DBDFP turns 100 in grand fashion! We try to age with some grace; a new format but with the same levels of nerdiness! Join us as we celebrate 100 episodes of geek culture, laughter, and Mech Knife!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_100.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 99.5

Check out our first mini-episode! As Eric is still out to sea, Will Z. steps in again to help us out with co-hosting responsibilities. This episode, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus is all about convenience, Will Z. causes a lot of echo, Kurt visits Hulk and Nightcrawler in the old folk's home, Kris props up a banned beverage, and everyone delves into time travel comics!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_99.5.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:30am EST

DBDFP, Episode 99

This week, Eric is on a boat so Will Z. jumps in! Additionally, Kurt summons Godzilla Bowser, Kris decides on a new degree path, Will Z. is sick (and rambles), Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus kills some future sponsorships, and everyone throws gets upset over the uptick in swatting!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_99.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 98

So close to Episode 100! This week, Kris is furious about his delay, Kurt goes a little garbly, Eric breaks into song, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus ironically dismisses Easter, and everyone gives Hallmark a run for their money with some nerdy V-Day cards!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_98.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 97

In the second of back-to-back recordings, Tim the Fast and Furious continues his cussing streak, Kris gives someone an answer they don't want, Kurt loves him some Don Johnson, Eric won't stop tormenting Tim with music, and everyone gets all sorts of recording punchy!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_97.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:30am EST

DBDFP, Episode 96

In the first of back-to-back recordings, Eric goes Bazooka Joe ballistic, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus can't stop swearing, Kris advocates a nuclear strike, Kurt requires non-stop punching, and everyone gets some sweet justice!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_96.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 95

Snowed in? Listen up! This week, Kurt loves giant crossword puzzles, Eric gets an arrow to the knee, Tim becomes the Dirty Old Man Jesus, Kris doesn't go into detail, and everyone has super short answers for once!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_95.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 94

After a sick week off, DBDFP is healthy once more! This week, Kris pitches a new game for EA Sports, Kurt doesn't care (about awards), Eric gives Star Wars: Episode III some love, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus goes all holiday-themed, and everyone pledges their allegiance to Mark Hamill!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_94.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 93

Get out of here, resolutions! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus starts his own line of shirts, Kris begins Deathwatch 2015, Kurt gets named CEO of our expansion Black Lantern Corps franchise, Eric is Tyler Batman, and everyone dives into controversial television episodes!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_93.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

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