Defeated By Delicious Fruit Pies

Welcome to 2015! To kick it off in style, Eric steps out of a time machine (no, really!), Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gives another solid pass, Kris Frankenbarfs, and Kurt has a positive moment! With all of that said, we here at DBDFP wish you a very prosperous and nerdtastic New Year!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_92.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

'Tis the season (once again) to answer listener's questions and only listener's questions! Trust us, this one is full of holiday cheer, bad advice from Kurt, exceptional advertising with Eric, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus lays a sick burn, movie ridicule from Kris and a whole lot of laughter! Happy Holidays!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_91.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Will Z. is back on the show after some time away! This week, Eric points out the most evil group in comic book history, Kris goes positive, Will Z. signs a NDA, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus tries surprises, Kurt plays the crying game, and everyone celebrates Christmas in July in December!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_90.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Kurt gets cerebral, Eric calls out glaring errors, Kris gives some theater production advice, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus is way above his pay grade and the Wheel of Recommendations makes its triumphant return!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_89.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

FACE-tality! Say hello to our newest co-host, Miss Shylah (writer of the film, 'The Christmas Dragon')! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus declares that he doesn't get teased enough, Miss Shylah was told this was going to be a fun experience, Kurt delves into the particulars of swordfighting, Eric calls out the book snobs of the world, Kris reminds Tim to write things down, and everyone weighs in on the new 'Jurassic World' and 'Star Wars' trailers!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_88.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Abracadabra! Mike the Magic Man returns to the podcast! This week, Eric is focused on space drills, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus is fixated on Farscape, Mike is all about online video game reviews, Kurt is upset with Black Friday shoppers, Kris is frustrated with reality (television), and everyone needs Thanksgiving food badly!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_87.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Time is on our side! This week, Kris summons Steve Buscemi, Eric makes an obscure reference, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus runs on nostalgia power, Kurt does some freelance work for Marvel, and everyone cringes at the idea of Dewritos!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_86.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Double the episodes, double the fun! This episode, Shawn returns for the second of a back-to-back recording, Eric recounts horrible Oregon Trail stories, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus joins the cast of Law & Order: DBDFP, Kurt hunts the mountain wumpus (again!), Kris signs up for a new job, and everyone lays out some annoying magical weapon tropes!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_85.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:30am EST

Welcome to DBDFP After Dark with Shawn! This week, Kris high fives Keanu Reeves, Eric puts Archer's first episode on a pedestal, Tim becomes just Fast and Furious, Shawn gets creeped out by a Pinocchio reboot, Kurt crushes on Damadar, and everyone gives Mr. Cumbermagic his props!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_84.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Kurt dresses up as Wonder Woman, Kris gets creeped out by Power Rangers, Eric binges on The Blacklist, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus consumes some fictional food, and everyone creates animal amalgamations!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_83.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

It has now been zero days since our last Tim-cident! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus ruins his 'good' name, Kurt schools the general public about short staffing, Kris gets angry about muscle shirts, Eric shares an important FB PSA, and everyone realizes it always comes back to Star Wars!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_82.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

The listening audience always answers the call! Say hello to our newest guest host - Bad Brad (the baddest nerd in all of geekdom)! This week, Eric gets backing from the faux Chiropractic Council, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus tries to read a Dragon Wall, Brad brings surveys into the mix, Kurt gracefully dodges a question, Kris relocates to Threed, and everyone gets gifts! Yay!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_81.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

We need you to join the DBDFP Legion! This week, Kris picks a topic he doesn't even want to talk about, Eric compares polar bears, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus blasts The Langoliers, Kurt does the Gauntlet Boogie, and everyone asks for more guest hosts! Join us!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_80.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:30am EST

This week, Kurt receives the dreaded 'wife scowl', Kris blesses the show with an important prayer, Eric enjoys the hurt, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus wants to body double Stan Lee, and everyone gives props to their favorite replacement actors!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_79.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Who says we don't reach the younger demographic? Say hello to our newest guest host, Mr. Mason! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus becomes Tim that Darn Jesus, Kurt goes Ultimate, Kris is sick of 'events', Mr. Mason slams the Lifetime channel, Eric offers Shaq some acting work, and everyone boards the DC train (and jumps off at the first possible stop)!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_78.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

We get a little punchy late at night. This week, Eric loves him some Princess Bride, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets crushed by the rage monster known as Karl, Kurt takes Bowser to Pain Town, Kris concocts a super gross milkshake, and everyone encourages game developers to broaden their horizons!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_77.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:30am EST

So much bacon! This week, Kris has a sudden onset of dyslexia, Eric takes the blasphemy to 11, Tim the Fast Furious Jesus tries to eliminate X-Men: Days of Future Past from the timeline, Kurt is angry at the world (including you!), and everyone enjoys some #hashbrowns!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_76.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Take the DBDFP listening challenge! This week, Kurt punches people in the throat, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets his doctorate (in love advice), Eric outlines how to properly do dark, dystopian sci-fi, Kris pitches the Loki and Thanos team-up film, and everyone gives props to their favorite TV scientists!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_75.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Get your Deadpool Mutually Assured Destruction contract rider here! This week, Kris turns on the Purr Machine, Kurt gives his first Karl motivational moment, Tim promotes sunscreen, Eric reenacts a game trailer, and everyone shares their biggest literary influences!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_74.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:31pm EST

All the Dargons! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus is secretly composed of clockwork machinery, Eric uses his M-Buster to scan grocery items, Kris rebuilds the Wheel of Recommendations, Kurt bemoans the death of his X-COM soldiers, and everyone loses their minds over the internet's newest word game!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_73.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Welcome to the most bleep-tastic show on the net and to our special guest (Will Z.)! This week, Kurt woos it up, Eric, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus loves him some Hulk violence, Will Z. gets in trouble with the ADA, Kris relies on the wonders of editing, and everyone powers through the interwebs' attempt to assassinate the podcast!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_72.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Say hello to our southern friend - Shawn is back! This week, Kurt has another secret man crush on Vin Diesel, Shawn utters the scariest six words in history, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus talks about video games (shocking!), Kris gets his blah-blah face on, Eric introduces us to the DCW, and everyone shares Doctor Who's real name!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_71.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Kris inflicts chicken and waffles chips on the world, Eric introduces us to General NO!, Kurt hates on indiscriminate flushers, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus likes web browsing, and everyone enjoys a dark 'How Ya Doing?' submission (well, minus Kurt)!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_70.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Beatings! This week, Kurt grabs some low-hanging Fantastic Four fruit , Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus grapples with his Tekken addiction, Eric gives advice on how to deal with too many Final Fantasy titles, Kris refuses to walk backwards, and everyone shares horror movie survival tips!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_69.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Cue the Transformers anger! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets some tough love, Eric gives hyper, in-depth analysis into Transformers 4 (SPOILERS!), Miss Cassandra wants a zombie Hulk, Kris praises John Goodman, Kurt introduces us to the terrifying lava crab, and everyone details the sci-fi/fantasy novels they want read at their funerals! Dark, I know.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_68.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Listen and celebrate Eric's Birthday - yep, it's special! During the special, Kurt gets schooled about Zelda, Eric tallies another fan (take it, Tim!), Kris reveals a long kept secret, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets consumed by rage bubbles and everyone outlines the most realistic video games ever created! And no, you don't get to re-gift any of our presents, Eric. Revenge!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_67.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Welcome to all things E3 (again)! This week, Tim gets better, Eric gets snarky, Kris gets into dark biology, Kurt gets immersed in trailer videos, and everyone gives each other tattoos! Yes, it is as awkward as it sounds.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_66.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Time to get political (not really, but it sounded like an adult thing to say)! This week, Kris hugs his PS4, Kurt traps the prisoners inside with him, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus uses a Sonic Screwdriver on his brain, Eric wishes he could be eaten by dragons, and everyone fields a superhero World Cup squad!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_65.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Kudos, listeners! You are awesome! This week, Kurt goes deep to establish new flagship characters at Marvel and DC, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus joins the Velvet Lantern Corps, Kris gets a new tattoo, Eric professes his love of dinosaurs, and we read the longest 'How You Doing?' in podcast history!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_64.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Eric creates a theme song for 'Mortal Diplomat', Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets his answers stolen (again!), Kris trips over his own tongue, Kurt is allowed to elaborate, and everyone mourns the impending doom of motion gaming.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_63.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

I don't want your Godzilla hugs! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gives an epic Galactus description, Kurt renames Juggernaut, Eric loves on Matthew Broderick, Kris gives Ryan Reynolds career advice, and everyone makes their pitch for the next in the series of live action Disney movies.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_62.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Continuing the podcast double down, Miss Cassandra guest hosts like a champ, Eric has a disagreement, Kris flips out over 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine', Kurt comes up with the best title for Star Wars: Episode Seven (seriously, someone hire this guy as a consultant), Tim the Fast Furious Jesus doesn't know what a 'sports movie' is, and everyone shares their favorite movie musical numbers!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_61.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:32am EST

Time for a podcast double down! In the first of back-to-back recordings, Miss Cassandra returns, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets pwned, Kurt provides us with more driving etiquette, Kris likes the shiny, Eric goes for the long con(vention), and everyone says goodbye to someone near and dear to the podcast.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_60.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:13pm EST

Yep, it just got weird...This week, Eric professes his love for Golden Wombat, Kris attacks Q, Tim the Typhoid Jesus makes the group angry laugh, Kurt masterminds S.L.A.Y.E.R., and everyone unearths some of their favorite video games (literally)!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_59.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Happy Easter, everyone! This week, Kris is non-snobbish, Eric makes a grass joke, Tim the Typhoid Jesus is full of anger and peanut butter, Kurt lays down the law about artificial intelligence, and everyone shares some fun Easter candy facts!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_58.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Eric plays the TRUMP CARD, Kurt slams Eric's (movie) philosophy, Tim the Typhoid Jesus wants to be a starfighter, Kris gives listeners the Double Dread, and everyone shares their love for Captain America: The Winter Soldier!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_57.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Shawn (@THEShawnJFK) makes his triumphant return to the program, Kurt wants to make a YouTube movie with miniatures, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus crafts the perfect sports mascot, Eric clicks his mouse a lot, Kris is haunted by turtle lips, and everyone lists the failed shows that paved the way for our favorite television series!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_56.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus takes a personal day so Will Z. steps in to help us out (by the way, he also brings an echo machine to the party), Kurt selects a new herald of Galactus, Kris shares his favorite re-readable comics, Eric writes the best comic dialogue in the world, and everyone lays down the law about comic-to-film costume adaptations!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_55.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:52pm EST

DBDFP is back on the right track! This week, Tim gets a new name, Kurt wins massive thief points, Eric puts current virtual reality users on notice, Kris needs a head scan, and DBDFP reveals their list of the worst Muppets!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_54.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

First episode of Season 2, first guest host of Season 2 - Miss Cassandra! This week, Kurt makes an amazing casting decision, Eric forces everyone to use the DBDFP time machine, Kris concocts a disgusting (but hilarious) Green Lantern-themed beverage, Cassandra calls Thor's ladyfriend a 'MacGuffin', Tim wants to share a drink with Frankenstein, and everyone spits hot fire about what annoys them most about the current young adult film culture.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_53.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:00am EST

ONE YEAR ON THE PODCAST AIRWAVES! During this special program, Eric makes everyone aware of new 'I, Frankenstein' collectables, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus falls asleep (for awhile), Kurt introduces our legal team, Kris makes a terrible excuse, and DBDFP takes time to revisit their favorite topics from the last year!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_52.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:00am EST

This week, Kurt crushes everyone's hopes and dreams, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets promiscuous, Kris slams 'American Horror Story', Eric concocts a way to better today's reporting, and everyone casts Hollywood A-listers for 'DBDFP: The Movie'!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_51.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Eric kills zombies in sync with classical music, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus believes 'Twilight' is a defining piece of sci-fi literature, Kurt calls out Thomas Jefferson, Kris reveals he is not an IT expert, and everyone puts struggling comic titles on blast!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_50.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:21pm EST

Special guest host Miss Marie is back and better than ever! This week, Kurt is available for consulting, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus blows up innocent civilians (while playing Infamous), Kris pitches TMNT: The Turn-Based Strategy Game, Eric chooses the Neutrinos, and Miss Marie starts World War Mushroom Kingdom!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_49.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Say hello to our new guest host, NZ$ (aka Nick Z.)! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus curses like a sailor, Nick Z talks property values, Kurt endorses Valentine's Day (kind of), Eric accuses Tim of 'just being here', and Kris introduces everyone to the PLATYDEMONS!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_48.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Eric finally reviews 'I, Frankenstein', Kurt gets upset over a mispronunciation, Kris loves him some overweight karate experts, Tim the Fast and Furious is AWOL (so we all speak on his behalf), and everyone identifies villains that just need to quit their day jobs!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_47.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Kris sings Tim into the theme song, Kurt makes some pungent comments, Eric savages Hawkman, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus asks what this podcast is coming to, and everyone reveals a movie that the world will mock them for liking!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_46.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Say hello to our first guest host of 2014 - Miss Sarah (Eric's sister)! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus channels Kurt Russell, Kris rewrites the ending to Harry Potter, Eric loves him some Sloth, and Kurt finally uses a pun he has been saving for, literally, years, and everyone shares their favorite gaming mods!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_45.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

MORE TANGENTS! This week, Kris forgets to add Tim to the theme song, Kurt gets a Karl cutie mark, Eric mocks K9 buddy cop films, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus names your future children Squall, and everyone brainstorms the next properties that could be turned into Broadway musicals!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_44.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

2014, a new year for new shenanigans! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus dislikes his nickname, Kris edits out his hatred, Eric calls Tim a liar, Kurt is upset at Kris, and everyone reveals their favorite first date movies!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_43.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Welcome to 2014! To kick it off in style, Kris gets 'for real real', Eric channels Mr. T, Kurt blacks out (electronically and in real life), and Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus lives up to his name! With all of that said, we here at DBDFP wish you a very prosperous and fun-filled New Year!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_42.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:03am EST

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