Wed, 23 December 2015
Hopefully you have been enjoying our new YouTube videos, but in case you missed our sultry voices - here is the second-to-last episode of DBDFP for 2015! Remember to send in all of your questions, comments, and concerns in for the End of the Year Special (to be released Dec. 30th)! |
Wed, 9 December 2015
This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus sponsors a PSA on change, Eric doesn't care about TWD video game spoilers, Kris gets angry at 'old people' gamer mentality, Kurt gets a new title, and everyone gets in the holiday spirit! |
Wed, 25 November 2015
This week, Kurt utters the worst three-word sentence in history, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus doesn't back off his previous statements, Eric gives XBOX some love, Kris gets into the holiday spirit (eating), and everyone discusses their favorite movie shootout scene! |
Wed, 18 November 2015
This week, Kris gets angry with Wolverine, Kurt gets angry with low-hanging X-fruit, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets angry with Cyclops, Eric gets angry with Professor X, and everyone freaks out about yet another terrible list! Yes, it is a lot of anger. |
Thu, 12 November 2015
This week, Eric pitches Star Trek: Firefly, Kris crashes the Rocketeer (with the help of Tim and Eric), Kurt goes food crazy, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus bashes DC time travel stories, and we all record at different times! (See if you can figure out how we did it!) |
Wed, 28 October 2015
The end is nigh! We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover Wild at Heart, Time to Kill, Vampire’s Kiss, Moonstruck, Raising Arizona, Peggy Sue Got Married, The Boy in Blue, Birdy, The Cotton Club, Racing with the Moon, Rumble Fish, and Valley Girl. We also weigh in on the best, worst and Cage-iest performances during Mr. Cage's epic career! |
Tue, 27 October 2015
We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover Drive Angry, Season of the Witch, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Kick-Ass, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, Knowing, Bangkok Dangerous, National Treasure: Book of Secrets, Next, and Ghost Rider. |
Wed, 21 October 2015
This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets his consumer report on, Kris unleashes his inner Keanu, Eric lays down the Batman gauntlet, Kurt can't handle the singing, and everyone reveals that adulthood does not come with unlimited income! |
Wed, 30 September 2015
This week, Kurt returns to the permadeath discussion, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus goes into non-answer mode, Kris discusses getting older as a gamer, Eric finally gets some blowback from our audience, and everyone revamps some lame super powers! |
Wed, 16 September 2015
Oh, look! The guys are back! This week, Kris channels Jar-Jar, Eric has concerns about the upcoming season of The Walking Dead, Kurt lays down the law on superhero teams, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gives himself the business, and everyone feels good about talking about non-Nicolas Cage news! |
Wed, 2 September 2015
Time for a one-way trip to rage town! We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover Kiss of Death, Trapped in Paradise, It Could Happen to You, Guarding Tess, Deadfall, Red Rock West, Amos & Andrew, Honeymoon in Vegas, Zandalee, and Fire Birds.
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Wed, 26 August 2015
We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover The Family Man, Gone in Sixty Seconds, Bringing Out the Dead, 8MM, Snake Eyes, City of Angels, Face/Off, Con Air, The Rock, and Leaving Las Vegas. Plus, we get super salty with Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus over his lack of dedication to the Cagecraft. |
Wed, 19 August 2015
We knew you would be back for more! We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover The Wicker Man, World Trade Center, The Weather Man, Lord of War, National Treasure, Matchstick Men, Adaptation, Windtalkers, and Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. WARNING - MINOR SPOILERS AHEAD!
Direct download: Nicolas_Cage_Match_-_Death_of_a_Sex_Symbol.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:40am EDT |
Wed, 19 August 2015
This week, Eric discusses late night showing etiquette, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus shares his vision for a new D&D film, Kris gets his calligraphy on, Kurt wants all the nanobots, and everyone outlines the best ways to deal with bullies! |
Wed, 12 August 2015
Welcome to the cage match you never knew you needed! We review every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover Dying of the Light, Left Behind, Outcast, Rage, Joe, The Frozen Ground, Stolen, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, Trespass, and Seeking Justice. Get ready to throw down because it is time to verbally rumble!
Direct download: Nicolas_Cage_Match_-_The_Post-Bankruptcy_Years.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:48am EDT |
Wed, 5 August 2015
This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus reveals his love for all things Forza-related, Kurt exposes the virtues of the Multi-Pass, Eric pitches a new reality show concept, Kris forgets to put in an important sound, and everyone gets cringe-worthy! |
Wed, 29 July 2015
Between watching Nic Cage films and eating crazy, Asian foods, the DBDFP gang found some time to record a LIVE podcast in New Jersey! Heaven help us all. |
Wed, 22 July 2015
This week, Eric shares a wavelength, Kurt dives into the new world of 'What If', Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus talks protection, Kris creates a new adjective, and everyone weighs in on the Marvel/Disney gravy train and its possible derailment! |
Wed, 15 July 2015
For the second of the back-to-back episodes, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gives a super cop out answer, Kurt wrestles with lag, Kris summons a Velocaminotaur, and Eric rides the delay train! |
Wed, 15 July 2015
This week, we bring you back-to-back episodes! Eric just says no to Mr. Dafoe, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus yells at employers around the globe, Kurt discusses how board games mirror the futility of man, and Kris hates on dentists (again)! |
Wed, 1 July 2015
This week, Kris gives thanks to James Gunn, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus geeks out on Final Fantasy trailers, Kurt continues his hatred for Men Without Hats, Eric reveals his void-filling television series of choice, and everyone fixes the Green Lantern Corps! |
Wed, 24 June 2015
Our 3rd Annual E3 Special covers the good, the bad, and the surprises from the video game event of the year! Breaking News - WE ARE SORRY! |
Wed, 17 June 2015
Recorded on Sundays and released every Wednesday. Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus continues his technological hex on the program because the sound gets all sorts of screwy towards the end. Even so, we still rock it out and hit you with some Jurassic World knowledge, answer a slew of viewer questions, and have some fun getting down and nerdy! We will work out these kinks and bring you a clearer auditory experience going forward! |
Wed, 10 June 2015
Recorded on Sundays and released every Wednesday. This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus wants a Spider-Man Netflix series, Eric can't play racing games, Kris values friendship, Kurt gives reasonable marriage advice, and everyone sets the Marvel Comic Universe straight! |
Wed, 3 June 2015
This week, Kurt tries to capture the 'essence of horror', Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus ponders prison podcasting, Eric rails against website registrations, Kris yells at Marvel to get off his lawn, and everyone unveils their monthly nerd budgets! |
Wed, 27 May 2015
After three weeks off, we are back with the second of a back-to-back recording session! Apologies for the sound issues - we think Tim put some sort of jinx on us. |
Wed, 27 May 2015
After three weeks off, we are back with the first of a back-to-back recording session! |
Wed, 6 May 2015
This week, Kurt defends his movie honor, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus tells everyone to get organized, Kris shrugs at paid mods, Eric sends NASA a thank you note (for his desktop backgrounds), and everyone gets excited for an upcoming, nerdy Cage Match! |
Wed, 22 April 2015
This week, Eric and Kurt share a super weird mindmelding moment, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus has to explain himself, Kris does some beauty analysis, and everyone is excited for a future NES-centered discussion! Thanks, audience! |
Wed, 15 April 2015
Shawn is back as the first guest of Season 3! This week, Eric brings his ninja wheel, Kris can't say 'nerdy duties' correctly, Shawn is all out of bubble gum, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus praises Transformers (kind of), Kurt's wife makes rude gestures, and everyone gets caught in the DBDFP Skype Zone of Technological Disaster! |
Thu, 9 April 2015
Sorry, we took a week off for rest and recovery but we are back to continue our Season 3 saga! This week, Kurt is amazed by speed runs, Eric hugs Onslaught, Kris recovers from facial battery, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus slams Tony Stark, and everyone gets in on the crowdsourcing craze! |
Wed, 25 March 2015
As we open Season 3 of DBDFP, Tim becomes the Giant and Puffy Jesus, Kurt develops some gross perfume scents, Eric has laser focus, Kris insults himself, and everyone champions a cause (in a totally non-creepy way)! |
Wed, 18 March 2015
DBDFP turns 100 in grand fashion! We try to age with some grace; a new format but with the same levels of nerdiness! Join us as we celebrate 100 episodes of geek culture, laughter, and Mech Knife! |
Wed, 11 March 2015
Check out our first mini-episode! As Eric is still out to sea, Will Z. steps in again to help us out with co-hosting responsibilities. This episode, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus is all about convenience, Will Z. causes a lot of echo, Kurt visits Hulk and Nightcrawler in the old folk's home, Kris props up a banned beverage, and everyone delves into time travel comics! |
Wed, 11 March 2015
This week, Eric is on a boat so Will Z. jumps in! Additionally, Kurt summons Godzilla Bowser, Kris decides on a new degree path, Will Z. is sick (and rambles), Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus kills some future sponsorships, and everyone throws gets upset over the uptick in swatting! |
Wed, 18 February 2015
So close to Episode 100! This week, Kris is furious about his delay, Kurt goes a little garbly, Eric breaks into song, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus ironically dismisses Easter, and everyone gives Hallmark a run for their money with some nerdy V-Day cards! |
Wed, 11 February 2015
In the second of back-to-back recordings, Tim the Fast and Furious continues his cussing streak, Kris gives someone an answer they don't want, Kurt loves him some Don Johnson, Eric won't stop tormenting Tim with music, and everyone gets all sorts of recording punchy! |
Wed, 11 February 2015
In the first of back-to-back recordings, Eric goes Bazooka Joe ballistic, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus can't stop swearing, Kris advocates a nuclear strike, Kurt requires non-stop punching, and everyone gets some sweet justice! |
Wed, 28 January 2015
Snowed in? Listen up! This week, Kurt loves giant crossword puzzles, Eric gets an arrow to the knee, Tim becomes the Dirty Old Man Jesus, Kris doesn't go into detail, and everyone has super short answers for once! |
Wed, 21 January 2015
After a sick week off, DBDFP is healthy once more! This week, Kris pitches a new game for EA Sports, Kurt doesn't care (about awards), Eric gives Star Wars: Episode III some love, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus goes all holiday-themed, and everyone pledges their allegiance to Mark Hamill! |
Wed, 7 January 2015
Get out of here, resolutions! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus starts his own line of shirts, Kris begins Deathwatch 2015, Kurt gets named CEO of our expansion Black Lantern Corps franchise, Eric is Tyler Batman, and everyone dives into controversial television episodes! |