Have your tissues ready, people! This week, the geek tears flow as Kurt admits his love for Bret Michaels, Kris pitches a new show idea (Pimp My Civil War Reenactment), and Eric shares his Kim Possible fan fiction. As an added bonus, everyone shows off their acting chops with a lot of fake crying! *sniffle, sniffle*

We didn't want to do this, but we broke out the Chef's Hat! Tim, the Pennsylvania Jesus, makes a triumphant return only to reveal that he never learned to read, Eric shares a beautiful analogy, Kris makes the case for MTO (Made To Order) movies, Kurt plays with his microphone a lot and everyone weighs in on a disturbing Hollywood statistic. Rolling pins at the ready, it is DBDFP time!

Gosh, they sure grow up fast! Kris blows out the candles on another year and takes the opportunity to design a DBDFP Birthday Special format! In this week's episode, Tim the Pennsylvania Jesus gets love from our audience (even though he doesn't appear on this episode), Eric makes a plea for drinking and smoking to be allowed back into the workplace, Kris selects Big Boo as his avatar of video game destruction, Kurt asks for assistance from Netflix and everyone reveals their picks for the most overrated sci-fi and fantasy films of all time! Cake and hate mail all around!

The pies keep flying as this week Eric, Kris, Kurt and special guest host, Tim the Pennsylvania Jesus, get hilariously morbid (if there is such a thing) when they discuss what gaming symbol they want on their tombstone. Additionally, Kris loses his train of thought, Kurt plays a mini-game to see how many of Eric's answers he can steal, Tim reveals his desire to be best friends with the black wizard from Final Fantasy and Eric gets censored!

Grab a fork and brace thyself! This week, Eric picks on blind people, Kurt hates on the color red, Tim the Pennsylvania Jesus returns to the podcast wearing his sarcastic pants, and Kris pretends to be a pirate! Stay strong and keep up the good fight!

Nerd Alert! This week, slightly inappropriate and highly edited guest host Will Z. swings by the program. In addition, Kurt takes us inside his kitchen to share his Ice Cream Bread, Kris gives us the rundown on his new, Skip-It Factory reality TV show, and Eric delivers his pitch for the most epic nanobot apocalypse movie EVER! Turn your volume to 10 for the full geek-a-rific experience!

The fight rages on against those crafty, delicious fruit pies! This week, Eric cues us in on his fear of demonic Light Brights, we uncover Kurt's unhealthy obsession with DC's Deadshot, and Kris yearns for cuddle time with a TechnoDrome. Take a moment and allow the sweet sound of nerdiness to wash over you! If you don't, the pies win.

Kris, Kurt, Eric and special guest host, Tim the Pennsylvania Jesus, turn the nerdiness to 11 this week by sharing their most embarrassing stories, debating which underappreciated comic book storyline deserves its own movie, and don't miss the gang getting deep with their analysis of the life lessons they have learned through video games. Can you taste the awesomeness?

And lo, it was Easter and three wise men discussed all things nerdy! In this week's episode, Kurt thinks everything is legit and rants against American consumerism, Eric laments the state of late night television and Kris attempts to sing his way through a new segment. And just because it is Easter and you are special, everyone reveals their favorite comic book evildoers of all time! Get your leftover jellybeans because you are going to need them!

Kris, Eric and Kurt are back with a brand new edition! And they are bringing along their first guest host, Tim the Pennsylvania Jesus, for the ride! This week, they dissect the comic universe and debate whether comic book character deaths should be permanent or not, Kurt has a very important PSA about video games, and Tim turns out to be an alien! It is simply delectable!