Defeated By Delicious Fruit Pies

Undefeated (by fruit pies!) and still undisputed nerd champions! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus sounds like he is in a tunnel, Kris casts Samuel L. Jackson as 'The Thing', Eric shares his love of Jurassic Park, Kurt is completely un-Karl-like and everyone previews the must-see movies of 2014!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_31.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EDT

The second in our DBDFP Episode Double Down! This week, Kurt selects a new host for 'Man vs. Food', Tim tranforms into 'Nope-timus Prime', Eric gives John Lithgow some props, Kris continues his war on 'selfies' and everyone outlines the best hobbies for today's superheroes!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_30.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EDT

The first in our DBDFP Episode Double Down! This week, Kris is labeled a 'soul stealing ginger', Tim the Especially Tired Jesus helps us (somewhat) record the program, Kurt makes a Heroic pun, Eric braces for his Anna Torv restraining order and DBDFP holds court on the worst phone application that could ever be created and the best horror movies for the month of October!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_29.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Say hello to DBDFP's longest episode to date! This week, we welcome our newest guest host, Mercedes! Additionally, Kurt foresees the future of war (microwave-battery guns), Kris summons Crab People, Tim makes an Edgar Allen Poe joke, Eric has to kill zombies, he just has to, and everyone revels in their gaming food of choice!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_28.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:45pm EDT

This week, Tim gives advice to a werewolf bard, Eric lets Tim Burton have it, Kurt details his vision for Star Wars: Episode 7, Kris makes a terrible sandwich analogy, and everyone marvels at a musical clip from DBDFP's past!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_27.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

The ratings skyrocket 200% because DBDFP finally gets a woman's perspective on all things nerdy with our newest guest host, Mini Mac! This week, Kris rips into Robocop haters, Tim reveals the true meaning of 'waking up late', Eric hangs out in a construction zone, and Kurt teaches us to 'unleash the Carl'!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_26.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:15pm EDT

Check out our website (www.defeatedbydeliciousfruitpies.com) for exclusive, ADDITIONAL CONTENT that begins with Episode 25! Consider it an early X-mas gift. This week, Kurt sets us straight about how to create a modern League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Eric reveals Joss Whedon's murderous ways, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus turns into Captain Obvious, Kris says 'like' a lot, and everyone discusses their best and worst films of the summer!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_25.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:00am EDT

Prepare to be SHAWSHANKED! This week, Kurt comes up with the worst amusement park ride IN THE WORLD, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus' answer to everything is 'flamethrowers', Kris defends Ben Affleck's honor, Eric sounds like he is stuck in a well, and everyone tests Kurt's patience while discussing the most annoying parts of reading sci-fi and fantasy novels.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_24.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:00am EDT

BOOM goes the DBDFP podcast! This week, Kurt says something worthy of being printed on a t-shirt, Eric shares another moral code, Kris gets his answers stolen, and everyone weighs in on what makes a villain hate-worthy and what TV tropes need to go the way of the Dodo.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_23.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:00am EDT

We need your help! DBDFP asks that you write in to defeatedbydeliciousfruitpies@gmail.com to let us know what you like about the show and what can be improved. We would greatly appreciate it! This week, Kurt hates on Men Without Hats, Eric sends in his demo tape for the MARS-1 mission, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus fills some time, and Kris unleashes the R-rated version of TMNT upon the world!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_22.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:38am EDT