Defeated By Delicious Fruit Pies

Welcome to the most bleep-tastic show on the net and to our special guest (Will Z.)! This week, Kurt woos it up, Eric, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus loves him some Hulk violence, Will Z. gets in trouble with the ADA, Kris relies on the wonders of editing, and everyone powers through the interwebs' attempt to assassinate the podcast!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_72.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EDT

Say hello to our southern friend - Shawn is back! This week, Kurt has another secret man crush on Vin Diesel, Shawn utters the scariest six words in history, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus talks about video games (shocking!), Kris gets his blah-blah face on, Eric introduces us to the DCW, and everyone shares Doctor Who's real name!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EDT

This week, Kris inflicts chicken and waffles chips on the world, Eric introduces us to General NO!, Kurt hates on indiscriminate flushers, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus likes web browsing, and everyone enjoys a dark 'How Ya Doing?' submission (well, minus Kurt)!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_70.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EDT

Beatings! This week, Kurt grabs some low-hanging Fantastic Four fruit , Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus grapples with his Tekken addiction, Eric gives advice on how to deal with too many Final Fantasy titles, Kris refuses to walk backwards, and everyone shares horror movie survival tips!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_69.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EDT

Cue the Transformers anger! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets some tough love, Eric gives hyper, in-depth analysis into Transformers 4 (SPOILERS!), Miss Cassandra wants a zombie Hulk, Kris praises John Goodman, Kurt introduces us to the terrifying lava crab, and everyone details the sci-fi/fantasy novels they want read at their funerals! Dark, I know.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_68.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EDT

Listen and celebrate Eric's Birthday - yep, it's special! During the special, Kurt gets schooled about Zelda, Eric tallies another fan (take it, Tim!), Kris reveals a long kept secret, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets consumed by rage bubbles and everyone outlines the most realistic video games ever created! And no, you don't get to re-gift any of our presents, Eric. Revenge!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_67.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EDT

Welcome to all things E3 (again)! This week, Tim gets better, Eric gets snarky, Kris gets into dark biology, Kurt gets immersed in trailer videos, and everyone gives each other tattoos! Yes, it is as awkward as it sounds.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EDT

Time to get political (not really, but it sounded like an adult thing to say)! This week, Kris hugs his PS4, Kurt traps the prisoners inside with him, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus uses a Sonic Screwdriver on his brain, Eric wishes he could be eaten by dragons, and everyone fields a superhero World Cup squad!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_65.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EDT

Kudos, listeners! You are awesome! This week, Kurt goes deep to establish new flagship characters at Marvel and DC, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus joins the Velvet Lantern Corps, Kris gets a new tattoo, Eric professes his love of dinosaurs, and we read the longest 'How You Doing?' in podcast history!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_64.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EDT

This week, Eric creates a theme song for 'Mortal Diplomat', Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets his answers stolen (again!), Kris trips over his own tongue, Kurt is allowed to elaborate, and everyone mourns the impending doom of motion gaming.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_63.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EDT