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DBDFP, Episode 147

This week, Eric reveals he is not a sociopath, Kurt reveals that he is, Tim drops the mic, and Kris edits like a boss!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_147.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:26am EST

DBDFP, Episode 146

Yep, we are still HUGE nerds and that is way, uh huh, uh huh, we like it!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_146.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:13am EST

DBDFP, Episode 145

This week, we do some critical self-analysis, conduct some focus groups on Stranger Things, and become bewildered by Kurt and Tim.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_145.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:16am EST

DBDFP, Episode 144

Life has finally slowed down enough for the DBDFP crew to get back on the air and we couldn't be happier to be back! Listen to the squad debate the merits of No Man's Sky, the Star Wars franchise, and much more!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_144.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:17am EST

DBDFP, Episode 143

This week, we dive into sleep cycles, Netflix, No Man's Sky, and why Eleven should run for President!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_143.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:11pm EST

DBDFP, Episode 142

After six weeks of traveling the globe, the DBDFP crew returns to the podcast universe with a vengeance! This week, we take it upon ourselves to crystallize the good, the bad, and the ugly that transpired over the past month and a half...and boy, is Twitter going to be mad!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_142.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:46pm EST

DBDFP, Episode 140 (E3 Special, Part 1!)

Our annual return to all things video games as we discuss the good, the bad, and the changes from Day 0 and Day 1 of E3!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_140.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:42am EST

DBDFP, Episode 139

This week we discuss live-action Disney, DC: Rebirth, and video game movie fails!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_139.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:22am EST

DBDFP, Episode 138

The latter of the back-to-back where we discuss cooking, Overwatch, Calvin & Hobbes, and Tim's ridiculousness!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_138.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:51am EST

DBDFP, Episode 137

We return with a back-to-back! In this episode, DBDFP weighs in on the Nintendo NX, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Civil War, and more!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_137.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 136

We really dig deep in this episode to (mostly) hilarious results!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_136.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:10am EST

DBDFP, Episode 135

We wish we had a creative tag for you this week, instead we will just allow this episode to speak for itself!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_135.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 134

The guys are at at again and Tim even goes all Super Snarken on us!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_134.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 133

We have returned from our vacation and DBDFP has never been better - slamming Superman, giving Nintendo love, and giving you all a nerdy earful of awesome!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_133.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:13am EST

DBDFP, Episode 132

Happy 3rd Anniversary to the podcast! It has been a crazy 36 months and it is only bound to get that much more insane in the coming year. Thanks for coming along on this journey with us, nerd folk!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_132.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 131

Marveling at DC, a journey down the Fallout rabbit hole, talking friendship, and a strong political statement from Tim!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_131.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:44pm EST

DBDFP, Episode 130

Sorry, this whole adulting thing - brutal! But we are back and talking about all the things you love to listen to: consumer advice, hatred of all things DC, deep insights on Deadpool, and even some nerdy banter!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_130.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:41am EST

DBDFP, Episode 129

Squad! Kris dives into the deep end of the karmic pool, Eric thinks Will Smith's make-up needs some work, Kurt does a PSA for education, Tim remembers something, and we all take bets on who is going to bite the dust in an upcoming DC property!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_129.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:30am EST

DBDFP, Episode 128

After a much needed month of nerd hibernation, the crew is back to bring you all the nerd happenings and geeky opinions you could ever want! 2016 is going to be a helluva year (with new sponsorship opportunities if Kurt has anything to say about it)!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_128.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 127 (New Years Special!)

We ring in 2016 the same way we do every other year - with questions, comments, and concerns from our listening audience! It is one of our favorite episodes of the year because it is all about those that are most important to the show...YOU! Happy New Year, everyone!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_127.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:00pm EST

DBDFP, Episode 126

Hopefully you have been enjoying our new YouTube videos, but in case you missed our sultry voices - here is the second-to-last episode of DBDFP for 2015! Remember to send in all of your questions, comments, and concerns in for the End of the Year Special (to be released Dec. 30th)!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_126.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 125

This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus sponsors a PSA on change, Eric doesn't care about TWD video game spoilers, Kris gets angry at 'old people' gamer mentality, Kurt gets a new title, and everyone gets in the holiday spirit!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_125.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 124

This week, Kurt utters the worst three-word sentence in history, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus doesn't back off his previous statements, Eric gives XBOX some love, Kris gets into the holiday spirit (eating), and everyone discusses their favorite movie shootout scene!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_124.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Kris gets angry with Wolverine, Kurt gets angry with low-hanging X-fruit, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets angry with Cyclops, Eric gets angry with Professor X, and everyone freaks out about yet another terrible list! Yes, it is a lot of anger.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_123.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 122

This week, Eric pitches Star Trek: Firefly, Kris crashes the Rocketeer (with the help of Tim and Eric), Kurt goes food crazy, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus bashes DC time travel stories, and we all record at different times! (See if you can figure out how we did it!)

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_122.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:00pm EST

DBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: The Beginning's End

The end is nigh! We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover Wild at Heart, Time to Kill, Vampire’s Kiss, Moonstruck, Raising Arizona, Peggy Sue Got Married, The Boy in Blue, Birdy, The Cotton Club, Racing with the Moon, Rumble Fish, and Valley Girl. We also weigh in on the best, worst and Cage-iest performances during Mr. Cage's epic career!

Direct download: DBDFP_NCM_Last.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: The Best Around

We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover Drive Angry, Season of the Witch, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Kick-Ass, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, Knowing, Bangkok Dangerous, National Treasure: Book of Secrets, Next, and Ghost Rider.

Direct download: DBDFP_NCM.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:31am EST

DBDFP, Episode 121

This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets his consumer report on, Kris unleashes his inner Keanu, Eric lays down the Batman gauntlet, Kurt can't handle the singing, and everyone reveals that adulthood does not come with unlimited income!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_121.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 120

This week, Kurt returns to the permadeath discussion, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus goes into non-answer mode, Kris discusses getting older as a gamer, Eric finally gets some blowback from our audience, and everyone revamps some lame super powers!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_120.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:40am EST

DBDFP, Episode 119

Oh, look! The guys are back! This week, Kris channels Jar-Jar, Eric has concerns about the upcoming season of The Walking Dead, Kurt lays down the law on superhero teams, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gives himself the business, and everyone feels good about talking about non-Nicolas Cage news!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_119.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:27am EST

DBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: Four Angry Men

Time for a one-way trip to rage town! We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover Kiss of Death, Trapped in Paradise, It Could Happen to You, Guarding Tess, Deadfall, Red Rock West, Amos & Andrew, Honeymoon in Vegas, Zandalee, and Fire Birds.

 

 

Direct download: nic_cage_audio5.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:11am EST

DBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: Prime Cut

We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover The Family Man, Gone in Sixty Seconds, Bringing Out the Dead, 8MM, Snake Eyes, City of Angels, Face/Off, Con Air, The Rock, and Leaving Las Vegas. Plus, we get super salty with Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus over his lack of dedication to the Cagecraft.

Direct download: Nicolas_Cage_Match_-_The_Prime_Cut.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: Death of a Sex Symbol

We knew you would be back for more! We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover The Wicker Man, World Trade Center, The Weather Man, Lord of War, National Treasure, Matchstick Men, Adaptation, Windtalkers, and Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. WARNING - MINOR SPOILERS AHEAD!

Direct download: Nicolas_Cage_Match_-_Death_of_a_Sex_Symbol.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:40am EST

DBDFP, Episode 118

This week, Eric discusses late night showing etiquette, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus shares his vision for a new D&D film, Kris gets his calligraphy on, Kurt wants all the nanobots, and everyone outlines the best ways to deal with bullies!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_118.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: The Post-Bankruptcy Years

Welcome to the cage match you never knew you needed! We review every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover Dying of the Light, Left Behind, Outcast, Rage, Joe, The Frozen Ground, Stolen, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, Trespass, and Seeking Justice. Get ready to throw down because it is time to verbally rumble!

Direct download: Nicolas_Cage_Match_-_The_Post-Bankruptcy_Years.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:48am EST

DBDFP, Episode 117

This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus reveals his love for all things Forza-related, Kurt exposes the virtues of the Multi-Pass, Eric pitches a new reality show concept, Kris forgets to put in an important sound, and everyone gets cringe-worthy!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_117.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 116

Between watching Nic Cage films and eating crazy, Asian foods, the DBDFP gang found some time to record a LIVE podcast in New Jersey! Heaven help us all.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_116.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 115

This week, Eric shares a wavelength, Kurt dives into the new world of 'What If', Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus talks protection, Kris creates a new adjective, and everyone weighs in on the Marvel/Disney gravy train and its possible derailment!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_115.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 114

For the second of the back-to-back episodes, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gives a super cop out answer, Kurt wrestles with lag, Kris summons a Velocaminotaur, and Eric rides the delay train!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_114.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:12am EST

DBDFP, Episode 113

This week, we bring you back-to-back episodes! Eric just says no to Mr. Dafoe, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus yells at employers around the globe, Kurt discusses how board games mirror the futility of man, and Kris hates on dentists (again)!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_113.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:10am EST

DBDFP, Episode 112

This week, Kris gives thanks to James Gunn, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus geeks out on Final Fantasy trailers, Kurt continues his hatred for Men Without Hats, Eric reveals his void-filling television series of choice, and everyone fixes the Green Lantern Corps!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_112.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:27am EST

DBDFP, Episode 111 (E3 Special!)

Our 3rd Annual E3 Special covers the good, the bad, and the surprises from the video game event of the year! Breaking News - WE ARE SORRY!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_111.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

DBDFP, Episode 110

Recorded on Sundays and released every Wednesday. Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus continues his technological hex on the program because the sound gets all sorts of screwy towards the end. Even so, we still rock it out and hit you with some Jurassic World knowledge, answer a slew of viewer questions, and have some fun getting down and nerdy! We will work out these kinks and bring you a clearer auditory experience going forward!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_110.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 109

Recorded on Sundays and released every Wednesday. This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus wants a Spider-Man Netflix series, Eric can't play racing games, Kris values friendship, Kurt gives reasonable marriage advice, and everyone sets the Marvel Comic Universe straight!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_109.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 108

This week, Kurt tries to capture the 'essence of horror', Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus ponders prison podcasting, Eric rails against website registrations, Kris yells at Marvel to get off his lawn, and everyone unveils their monthly nerd budgets!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_108.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 107

After three weeks off, we are back with the second of a back-to-back recording session! Apologies for the sound issues - we think Tim put some sort of jinx on us.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_107.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 106

After three weeks off, we are back with the first of a back-to-back recording session!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 105

This week, Kurt defends his movie honor, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus tells everyone to get organized, Kris shrugs at paid mods, Eric sends NASA a thank you note (for his desktop backgrounds), and everyone gets excited for an upcoming, nerdy Cage Match!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_105.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 104

This week, Eric and Kurt share a super weird mindmelding moment, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus has to explain himself, Kris does some beauty analysis, and everyone is excited for a future NES-centered discussion! Thanks, audience!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_104.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 103

Shawn is back as the first guest of Season 3! This week, Eric brings his ninja wheel, Kris can't say 'nerdy duties' correctly, Shawn is all out of bubble gum, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus praises Transformers (kind of), Kurt's wife makes rude gestures, and everyone gets caught in the DBDFP Skype Zone of Technological Disaster!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_103.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Sorry, we took a week off for rest and recovery but we are back to continue our Season 3 saga! This week, Kurt is amazed by speed runs, Eric hugs Onslaught, Kris recovers from facial battery, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus slams Tony Stark, and everyone gets in on the crowdsourcing craze!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_102.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:45am EST

DBDFP, Episode 101

As we open Season 3 of DBDFP, Tim becomes the Giant and Puffy Jesus, Kurt develops some gross perfume scents, Eric has laser focus, Kris insults himself, and everyone champions a cause (in a totally non-creepy way)!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_101.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

DBDFP, Episode 100

DBDFP turns 100 in grand fashion! We try to age with some grace; a new format but with the same levels of nerdiness! Join us as we celebrate 100 episodes of geek culture, laughter, and Mech Knife!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_100.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 99.5

Check out our first mini-episode! As Eric is still out to sea, Will Z. steps in again to help us out with co-hosting responsibilities. This episode, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus is all about convenience, Will Z. causes a lot of echo, Kurt visits Hulk and Nightcrawler in the old folk's home, Kris props up a banned beverage, and everyone delves into time travel comics!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_99.5.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:30am EST

DBDFP, Episode 99

This week, Eric is on a boat so Will Z. jumps in! Additionally, Kurt summons Godzilla Bowser, Kris decides on a new degree path, Will Z. is sick (and rambles), Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus kills some future sponsorships, and everyone throws gets upset over the uptick in swatting!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_99.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 98

So close to Episode 100! This week, Kris is furious about his delay, Kurt goes a little garbly, Eric breaks into song, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus ironically dismisses Easter, and everyone gives Hallmark a run for their money with some nerdy V-Day cards!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_98.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 97

In the second of back-to-back recordings, Tim the Fast and Furious continues his cussing streak, Kris gives someone an answer they don't want, Kurt loves him some Don Johnson, Eric won't stop tormenting Tim with music, and everyone gets all sorts of recording punchy!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_97.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:30am EST

DBDFP, Episode 96

In the first of back-to-back recordings, Eric goes Bazooka Joe ballistic, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus can't stop swearing, Kris advocates a nuclear strike, Kurt requires non-stop punching, and everyone gets some sweet justice!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_96.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 95

Snowed in? Listen up! This week, Kurt loves giant crossword puzzles, Eric gets an arrow to the knee, Tim becomes the Dirty Old Man Jesus, Kris doesn't go into detail, and everyone has super short answers for once!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_95.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 94

After a sick week off, DBDFP is healthy once more! This week, Kris pitches a new game for EA Sports, Kurt doesn't care (about awards), Eric gives Star Wars: Episode III some love, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus goes all holiday-themed, and everyone pledges their allegiance to Mark Hamill!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_94.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

DBDFP, Episode 93

Get out of here, resolutions! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus starts his own line of shirts, Kris begins Deathwatch 2015, Kurt gets named CEO of our expansion Black Lantern Corps franchise, Eric is Tyler Batman, and everyone dives into controversial television episodes!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_93.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Welcome to 2015! To kick it off in style, Eric steps out of a time machine (no, really!), Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gives another solid pass, Kris Frankenbarfs, and Kurt has a positive moment! With all of that said, we here at DBDFP wish you a very prosperous and nerdtastic New Year!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_92.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

'Tis the season (once again) to answer listener's questions and only listener's questions! Trust us, this one is full of holiday cheer, bad advice from Kurt, exceptional advertising with Eric, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus lays a sick burn, movie ridicule from Kris and a whole lot of laughter! Happy Holidays!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_91.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Will Z. is back on the show after some time away! This week, Eric points out the most evil group in comic book history, Kris goes positive, Will Z. signs a NDA, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus tries surprises, Kurt plays the crying game, and everyone celebrates Christmas in July in December!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_90.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Kurt gets cerebral, Eric calls out glaring errors, Kris gives some theater production advice, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus is way above his pay grade and the Wheel of Recommendations makes its triumphant return!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_89.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

FACE-tality! Say hello to our newest co-host, Miss Shylah (writer of the film, 'The Christmas Dragon')! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus declares that he doesn't get teased enough, Miss Shylah was told this was going to be a fun experience, Kurt delves into the particulars of swordfighting, Eric calls out the book snobs of the world, Kris reminds Tim to write things down, and everyone weighs in on the new 'Jurassic World' and 'Star Wars' trailers!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_88.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Abracadabra! Mike the Magic Man returns to the podcast! This week, Eric is focused on space drills, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus is fixated on Farscape, Mike is all about online video game reviews, Kurt is upset with Black Friday shoppers, Kris is frustrated with reality (television), and everyone needs Thanksgiving food badly!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_87.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Time is on our side! This week, Kris summons Steve Buscemi, Eric makes an obscure reference, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus runs on nostalgia power, Kurt does some freelance work for Marvel, and everyone cringes at the idea of Dewritos!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Double the episodes, double the fun! This episode, Shawn returns for the second of a back-to-back recording, Eric recounts horrible Oregon Trail stories, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus joins the cast of Law & Order: DBDFP, Kurt hunts the mountain wumpus (again!), Kris signs up for a new job, and everyone lays out some annoying magical weapon tropes!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_85.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:30am EST

Welcome to DBDFP After Dark with Shawn! This week, Kris high fives Keanu Reeves, Eric puts Archer's first episode on a pedestal, Tim becomes just Fast and Furious, Shawn gets creeped out by a Pinocchio reboot, Kurt crushes on Damadar, and everyone gives Mr. Cumbermagic his props!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_84.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Kurt dresses up as Wonder Woman, Kris gets creeped out by Power Rangers, Eric binges on The Blacklist, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus consumes some fictional food, and everyone creates animal amalgamations!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_83.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

It has now been zero days since our last Tim-cident! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus ruins his 'good' name, Kurt schools the general public about short staffing, Kris gets angry about muscle shirts, Eric shares an important FB PSA, and everyone realizes it always comes back to Star Wars!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

The listening audience always answers the call! Say hello to our newest guest host - Bad Brad (the baddest nerd in all of geekdom)! This week, Eric gets backing from the faux Chiropractic Council, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus tries to read a Dragon Wall, Brad brings surveys into the mix, Kurt gracefully dodges a question, Kris relocates to Threed, and everyone gets gifts! Yay!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_81.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

We need you to join the DBDFP Legion! This week, Kris picks a topic he doesn't even want to talk about, Eric compares polar bears, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus blasts The Langoliers, Kurt does the Gauntlet Boogie, and everyone asks for more guest hosts! Join us!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_80.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:30am EST

This week, Kurt receives the dreaded 'wife scowl', Kris blesses the show with an important prayer, Eric enjoys the hurt, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus wants to body double Stan Lee, and everyone gives props to their favorite replacement actors!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_79.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Who says we don't reach the younger demographic? Say hello to our newest guest host, Mr. Mason! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus becomes Tim that Darn Jesus, Kurt goes Ultimate, Kris is sick of 'events', Mr. Mason slams the Lifetime channel, Eric offers Shaq some acting work, and everyone boards the DC train (and jumps off at the first possible stop)!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_78.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

We get a little punchy late at night. This week, Eric loves him some Princess Bride, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets crushed by the rage monster known as Karl, Kurt takes Bowser to Pain Town, Kris concocts a super gross milkshake, and everyone encourages game developers to broaden their horizons!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_77.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:30am EST

So much bacon! This week, Kris has a sudden onset of dyslexia, Eric takes the blasphemy to 11, Tim the Fast Furious Jesus tries to eliminate X-Men: Days of Future Past from the timeline, Kurt is angry at the world (including you!), and everyone enjoys some #hashbrowns!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_76.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Take the DBDFP listening challenge! This week, Kurt punches people in the throat, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets his doctorate (in love advice), Eric outlines how to properly do dark, dystopian sci-fi, Kris pitches the Loki and Thanos team-up film, and everyone gives props to their favorite TV scientists!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_75.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Get your Deadpool Mutually Assured Destruction contract rider here! This week, Kris turns on the Purr Machine, Kurt gives his first Karl motivational moment, Tim promotes sunscreen, Eric reenacts a game trailer, and everyone shares their biggest literary influences!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_74.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:31pm EST

All the Dargons! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus is secretly composed of clockwork machinery, Eric uses his M-Buster to scan grocery items, Kris rebuilds the Wheel of Recommendations, Kurt bemoans the death of his X-COM soldiers, and everyone loses their minds over the internet's newest word game!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_73.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Welcome to the most bleep-tastic show on the net and to our special guest (Will Z.)! This week, Kurt woos it up, Eric, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus loves him some Hulk violence, Will Z. gets in trouble with the ADA, Kris relies on the wonders of editing, and everyone powers through the interwebs' attempt to assassinate the podcast!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_72.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Say hello to our southern friend - Shawn is back! This week, Kurt has another secret man crush on Vin Diesel, Shawn utters the scariest six words in history, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus talks about video games (shocking!), Kris gets his blah-blah face on, Eric introduces us to the DCW, and everyone shares Doctor Who's real name!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_71.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Kris inflicts chicken and waffles chips on the world, Eric introduces us to General NO!, Kurt hates on indiscriminate flushers, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus likes web browsing, and everyone enjoys a dark 'How Ya Doing?' submission (well, minus Kurt)!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_70.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Beatings! This week, Kurt grabs some low-hanging Fantastic Four fruit , Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus grapples with his Tekken addiction, Eric gives advice on how to deal with too many Final Fantasy titles, Kris refuses to walk backwards, and everyone shares horror movie survival tips!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_69.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Cue the Transformers anger! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets some tough love, Eric gives hyper, in-depth analysis into Transformers 4 (SPOILERS!), Miss Cassandra wants a zombie Hulk, Kris praises John Goodman, Kurt introduces us to the terrifying lava crab, and everyone details the sci-fi/fantasy novels they want read at their funerals! Dark, I know.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_68.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Listen and celebrate Eric's Birthday - yep, it's special! During the special, Kurt gets schooled about Zelda, Eric tallies another fan (take it, Tim!), Kris reveals a long kept secret, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets consumed by rage bubbles and everyone outlines the most realistic video games ever created! And no, you don't get to re-gift any of our presents, Eric. Revenge!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_67.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Welcome to all things E3 (again)! This week, Tim gets better, Eric gets snarky, Kris gets into dark biology, Kurt gets immersed in trailer videos, and everyone gives each other tattoos! Yes, it is as awkward as it sounds.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_66.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Time to get political (not really, but it sounded like an adult thing to say)! This week, Kris hugs his PS4, Kurt traps the prisoners inside with him, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus uses a Sonic Screwdriver on his brain, Eric wishes he could be eaten by dragons, and everyone fields a superhero World Cup squad!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_65.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Kudos, listeners! You are awesome! This week, Kurt goes deep to establish new flagship characters at Marvel and DC, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus joins the Velvet Lantern Corps, Kris gets a new tattoo, Eric professes his love of dinosaurs, and we read the longest 'How You Doing?' in podcast history!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_64.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Eric creates a theme song for 'Mortal Diplomat', Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets his answers stolen (again!), Kris trips over his own tongue, Kurt is allowed to elaborate, and everyone mourns the impending doom of motion gaming.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_63.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

I don't want your Godzilla hugs! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gives an epic Galactus description, Kurt renames Juggernaut, Eric loves on Matthew Broderick, Kris gives Ryan Reynolds career advice, and everyone makes their pitch for the next in the series of live action Disney movies.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_62.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Continuing the podcast double down, Miss Cassandra guest hosts like a champ, Eric has a disagreement, Kris flips out over 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine', Kurt comes up with the best title for Star Wars: Episode Seven (seriously, someone hire this guy as a consultant), Tim the Fast Furious Jesus doesn't know what a 'sports movie' is, and everyone shares their favorite movie musical numbers!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_61.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:32am EST

Time for a podcast double down! In the first of back-to-back recordings, Miss Cassandra returns, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets pwned, Kurt provides us with more driving etiquette, Kris likes the shiny, Eric goes for the long con(vention), and everyone says goodbye to someone near and dear to the podcast.

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_60.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:13pm EST

Yep, it just got weird...This week, Eric professes his love for Golden Wombat, Kris attacks Q, Tim the Typhoid Jesus makes the group angry laugh, Kurt masterminds S.L.A.Y.E.R., and everyone unearths some of their favorite video games (literally)!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_59.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Happy Easter, everyone! This week, Kris is non-snobbish, Eric makes a grass joke, Tim the Typhoid Jesus is full of anger and peanut butter, Kurt lays down the law about artificial intelligence, and everyone shares some fun Easter candy facts!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_58.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Eric plays the TRUMP CARD, Kurt slams Eric's (movie) philosophy, Tim the Typhoid Jesus wants to be a starfighter, Kris gives listeners the Double Dread, and everyone shares their love for Captain America: The Winter Soldier!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_57.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Shawn (@THEShawnJFK) makes his triumphant return to the program, Kurt wants to make a YouTube movie with miniatures, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus crafts the perfect sports mascot, Eric clicks his mouse a lot, Kris is haunted by turtle lips, and everyone lists the failed shows that paved the way for our favorite television series!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_56.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST

This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus takes a personal day so Will Z. steps in to help us out (by the way, he also brings an echo machine to the party), Kurt selects a new herald of Galactus, Kris shares his favorite re-readable comics, Eric writes the best comic dialogue in the world, and everyone lays down the law about comic-to-film costume adaptations!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_55.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:52pm EST

DBDFP is back on the right track! This week, Tim gets a new name, Kurt wins massive thief points, Eric puts current virtual reality users on notice, Kris needs a head scan, and DBDFP reveals their list of the worst Muppets!

Direct download: DBDFP_Episode_54.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EST