Double the episodes, double the fun! This episode, Shawn returns for the second of a back-to-back recording, Eric recounts horrible Oregon Trail stories, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus joins the cast of Law & Order: DBDFP, Kurt hunts the mountain wumpus (again!), Kris signs up for a new job, and everyone lays out some annoying magical weapon tropes!

Welcome to DBDFP After Dark with Shawn! This week, Kris high fives Keanu Reeves, Eric puts Archer's first episode on a pedestal, Tim becomes just Fast and Furious, Shawn gets creeped out by a Pinocchio reboot, Kurt crushes on Damadar, and everyone gives Mr. Cumbermagic his props!